Things Xander Harris is No Longer Allowed to Do

I love this list. I want to marry this list.

Things Xander Harris is No Longer Allowed to Do

Here are a few items from the list;

5) Newly IniTiated Watchers-in-Training are not NITWITs.

95) I am not allowed to tell baby Slayer's about "The Real" Santa Claus.
95a) Unless we have to Slay him.